jaqueveontavious

He’s 9.10ft he weighs 350 pounds 0.1% body fat he’s six years old and likes to beat squirrels

Yo that kid looks like a jaqueveontavious right?

by Dndnskjwhsgdjekksj September 25, 2021

jaquavus

Any jaquavus is very handsome. Their lower area is very big and is good in bed. Also, a jaquavus has a good personality and whomever there current gf is rn is their Soulmate.

Did you see how cute he was?? That has to be a Jaquavus

by mmnnnnnbbvddddgh November 21, 2021

jaquezius

Simply put, better than you. That's it
L + Ratio + Jaquezius better

Look at Jaquezius man, so inspirational.

by whoismeidk November 21, 2021

Jaquaveous

A dim-witted person from Melfort, Sk who lacks all skills and has a much too big ego

Person 1: Hey Jaquaveous, you suck!

by Urmommyslayer November 28, 2022

Jaqueaveöus

A 6 foot 3 white dude hung like a flea who thinks he’s black

There goes Jaqueaveöus again listening to Kanye West and wearing dunks smoking weed

by OhioJames69 March 17, 2023

Jaquavius

Jaquavius Bartholomew Anderdingus Jr

Yo, Jaquavius! Gimme the gasoline powered table lamp.

by henx November 29, 2024

Jaqueevius Jernicels

a pale white man who typically gets stolen by people to do laundry.
A typical whhhite boah nigga whio feels like he needs validation from his wigga freinds who also have aids from eating too much spaghetti cum.
A man like Jaqueevius likes to snort dried non human semen.
He likes to imitate sourse mickale jhaacqson

Jaqueevius, "I would love to break into your house to make toast." proceeds to make a michale jackson hehe sound.
Jaqueevius can i touch your Jernicels?
Jaqueevius Jernicels is defined as a bad ass little cokkie girl scout fucker!!?

by Jaqueevius Jernicels publsiher March 29, 2024