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japtalican

The language that Mario and Luigi speak in Nintendo games, a Japanese interpretation of American English with an Italian accent.
Hey, Donkey Kong doesn't speak japtalican!
by JW-R October 25, 2008
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Japstacking

Verb

1. When 5 or more Japanese people merge together to form one larger humanoid entity with all 4 limbs capable of independent movement. Much akin to a cheerleader pyramid, but the japanese never engage in this activity for entertainment purposes. It is solely used as an extreme last resort in order to attack or defend. Unlike a cheerleading pyramid, which takes practice, trust and great deal of familiarity with your team mates and/or system, japstacking can occur with 5 japanese total strangers. The reason for this is because japanese people in general are fit, trim and most of them are ninjas. This primal inner instinct or governing group mentality only occurs in the japanese, much like in army ants. When they merge together, it's not in the manner of smaller pieces of "The Blob" reconvening to form 1 big blob, but more in the manner of Voltron merging, but without the metallic machinery noises. They stack in a very calculated and mathematical manner, but without thinking or practice.

2. The human equivalent of a Transformer combiner or Gestalt (Devastator, Bruticus, Menasaur, Superion, etc.) As can be seen in the Drawn Together episode entitled "Gay Bash."
"Most of the Japanese ran when they saw Godzilla coming, but the students in Mr. Hashimoto's karate class started japstacking to defend the dojo from destruction."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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joputa

Abbreviation of “Hijo de puta”, which meansSon of a bitch” in Spanish. It’s used rather colloquially.
You’re such a joputa. I don’t want to see you anymore.
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Japtastic

To be or do something/someone of asian greatness.

when some thing goes the way you whant it or is fricken sweet.

something ninja.
1. "Dude that party was Japtastic"

2. "His ride was Japtastic!"
by Willie "SexyNinja" Coffman March 16, 2008
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Japtalian

One who is a Jap and a Dego (Japanese and Italian) combined into one fucked up angry short squinty eyes greasy fucker.
Damn Nick, youre such a dirty Japtalian.
by Koko May 9, 2003
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Japstang

1. Nissan Skyline
2. A family sedan missing at least one door with a big fat crappy japanese straight 6 that wants to be a redneck car except it's too fast.
Is that a Japstang?
No, they don't sell those in this country dumbass.
by Habib the Great December 26, 2003
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JapStamos

When you cross John Stamos with anybody of Japanese heritage, you get a JapStamos. Very different from a Romijn-Stamos, a JapStamos is more along the lines of a mythical creature with an asian accent, and a wicked nice ponytail. They also look Japanese of course!
"Did you see that Japanese dude with the cheesy mullet, what a JapStamos!"
by Davo A. February 8, 2007
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