Janssen

Coolest guy in existence

Guy: Janssen's a true friend

by 63rdwarrior December 20, 2016

Beej Janssen

A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job

I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year

by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023

Janssen

a strange small creature that hides in the shadows creeping on people then when they don't expect it he jumps out and yells "IT'S A TRAP!!!"

Janssen scared the shit out of me when he popped out from underneath my desk.

by 11 black magic 11 January 7, 2010

Janssen

Only reads spongebob memes.

janssen is a piece of crap

by Lookatthisdood November 28, 2016

janssel

Janssel is boujie af but he’s fine as hell <3 lowkey toxic sometimes but we love him anyway. He loves in his own typa way but that’s what makes him so special. He’s 100% all of the time and actually honest to a fault sometimes but it’s ok because he’s the biggest sweetheart in the world and he’ll always take care of u no matter what. Also that dick games fire

Hey have you met janssel? That kids a character fr

by ratslayeggs July 20, 2021

dana janssens

Hey kid from my class I see you looking up my name

Dana janssens is a kid from your class.
She hates you.
Now bye

by ImDyingRn October 17, 2020

Janssens

A small gremlin creature, typically found consuming peanut butter with milk. This creature has similar anatomy to that of a human, however it lacks both knees.

I’ve never seen a happy Janssens before.

by NotAndersonDallaire February 14, 2022