Janus 

The god of janitors.
The god of SAT moratoriums.

Janus helped me get a 2400 on the SATs

Janus by urjanus June 27, 2009

Janus 

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

Janus by legs almighty February 22, 2019

janus 

janus is this type of person that promises something, yet never actually fulfills them. he would also constantly bet in areas (despite knowing he is not strong in that area) with money & he also borrows money constantly, almost never returning the amount in time.

.. : "oh yeah! i think someone owes me money from 2 months ago but i can't really remember who.."
.. : i bet $5 it's janus.

janus by cremapie August 25, 2021

Janus 

A women who always has to be in charge and no matter what. If she's pissy, stay away!!!!! Don't go near her. DANGER DANGER RED LIGHT!!!

A group of frightened girl scouts, screammed and ran from Janus

Janus by Annie Oakley May 16, 2008

Janus 

Someone who is two-faced. A real piece of shit who will benifit off others then throw everyone else under the bus.

Someone who tells you they are trying to benifit you while actively screwing you over.

Wow, Mark really pulled some janus shit by donating sand to the children's park and then putting broken glass in it .

Janus by Brosiph July 22, 2018

Janus 

Gossip, but always reminds his friends they have a good and bad side, but usually pushes for the good!

Stylish, and very gentleman he’s usually liked within his surroundings making himself to person to hang with. You are lucky if you get on his good side, or he will just ignore you forever

Janus is the god with two faces

Janus by Yourbestnightmare77 November 22, 2021

Janus 

A guy that has an amazing body and personality.
The kind of guy that can make you scream daddy at the top of your lungs after waking up from one of your in dream orgasms, yes he's literally the man of your dreams.

He's a lover and a fighter, so whether its in bed or in the streets, he's beating it up.

Possibly one of the most talent individuals you know, a jack of all trades that is just about good at everything he tries.

Very dangerous however because if you give him the chance he'll steal your heart faster than you can say you love him.

Everybody loves janus

Damn his name must be janus because i swear my panties get wet everytime i see him, im going to have to start walking around with an umbrella.

Janus by demonXsugarbaby November 24, 2021