January 2

The day that god put the best people on earth but have really small fucking dicks

God: I put you on this earth on January 2 the best day ever
Ollie: why tf is my dick so small

by January 2 October 22, 2019

January 2

We’re u get to take a shit and then put it on someone

Girl 1:Hey do u know what day it it’s todau I forgot
Girl 2:It’s January 2 u know what todays meaning is?
Girl 1:nope
Girl 2:ok
Girl 1:here u go

by Ppwhoel November 2, 2019

January 2

Ask out your crush day

“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”

by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022

January 2

National Sneak out day

On January 2 you sneak out and have some fun!

Oh today is January 2, today lets sneak out together.

by Why_mecc.fu February 17, 2021

January 2

•National suck a dick day
•National eat ass day
•National fuck your gf/bf day

Yay it January 2 time to suck a dick!

by ☁wolf_Niko☁ November 9, 2019

January 2

The worst people are born on this day. Lol they short af and have no hair. bald ass kid. they are litteral trash i cant even

Person 1: why is that kid under 5,7
Person 2: oh he was born on January 2 so he finna be mad short for the rest of his life and he'll go bald too

by NO MORE NEPAL KIDS December 14, 2019

January 2

Rudest and shortest people are
Born this month. They like to bully amazing funny teen girls for nothing. They also think selena gomez has nice boobs.

Are you born in January 2? No wonder your 4 feet

by Tan_14 December 18, 2019