January 16

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY

GIRL: BAE ITS JANUARY 16

BOY: OK AND??
GIRL: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR HOODIE

January 16 by published name January 14, 2021

January 16

National Kick a short person day. Anyone who is shorter than you, You can kick. If anyone taller than you kicks you. You can’t kick them back

Hey your pretty short “Kicks”

What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know

January 16 by DrEEg0 January 14, 2021

January 16

Național revele youre crush day

You need to say who your crush is.

Hey! Who is your crush? You have to tell me because it's January 16.

Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .

Wow that's me. Wana be together?

Omg yea!

January 16 by The_boy_69 January 16, 2021

January 16

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 16
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

January 16 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!

Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!

January 16 by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021

January 16

Today you have to send full nudes you must

Mary: send nudes
James: no why should I
Mary: it’s January 16

January 16 by Jacob smitheaeam January 16, 2022

January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose

You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

January 16 by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021