janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

janedoe

falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.

i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.

by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009

janed

*janed* (verb;)

phrase; "getting janed"

meaning
1- Jane flirting with you
2- 'x'
3- a very fit person trying to get with you

4- simping

ellie: "ELLIOT YOU JUST GOT JANED"
elliot: "as it seems"

by honree hornee 😨✂️✂️ November 28, 2020

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

by LooP February 19, 2004

Janged

1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.

He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.

by BigJo November 21, 2014

Janedodo

A Janedodo is a female that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.

Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011