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"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
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Janitor

A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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peep show janitor

Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?

Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
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Jamiroquai

One of the best bands in the 90's.

Many people call themselves "fans", when they've only heard and seen the music videos for "Virtual Insanity" and "Canned Heat". These people believe that Jamiroquai is just one person, when it is actually a band.

Jamiroquai is known for the unique sound that makes it sound so different from other music. The lyrics in most, if not all, of their songs can either be unique or just plain catchy. Even though many fans criticize Jamiroquai's new sound (i.e. A Funk Odyssey, Dynamite), it, IMO, is still unique. I find Jamiroquai's old sound (Acid Jazz, Disco, Funk) and their new sound (Pop, Rock, Electronic) both great. However, IMO, their former years was the better of the two.

A few of Jamiroquai's songs seem to focus around the use of drugs, while others have a message or tell a story. A few of Jamiroquai's songs have the tendency to grow on a person. An example was me when I first heard "Black Capricorn Day". I used to hate it, but eventually, I heard it several more times and now I love it. They also seem to recycle elements from Live songs and tweak 'em around until they have a perfect song.

They were also known for the use of a, rather, underrated instrument called the yidaki (or didgeridoo). It was played by a former member named Wallis Buchanan.

Jamiroquai also used to have an awesome bassist named Stuart Zender. Songs to check with his awesome b-lines:

All of the 1st three albums because they rock.

Jamiroquai is also better Live. Many of Jamiroquai's songs sound much better Live than they are on the album, IMO. Jason Kay is also known for his humorous comments and his sense of humor. Jamiroquai also performs awesome covers of songs like Tighten Up, Don't Stop the Feeling, Our Time is Coming, Miss You, etc. IMO, these covers sound way better than the original songs themselves.
Space Cowboy is the perfect song to play when the legalization of cannabis comes.

Guy A: You heard of Jamiroquai?

Guy B: Uhh... yeah! Isn't he that guy who played that one song on Napoleon Dynamite?

Guy A: Jamiroquai's a band! And the song is "Canned Heat", you ignorant fool!
by General Jelly Jiggler August 12, 2007
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jamiroquai

When someone or something is funky, badass, psychedelic or rock on.

Normally used is something is described as beyond cool due to the "awsomeness" of the British Band.
guy: Hey, check out this hat I got.
girl: That is so Jamiroquai!
by Yonas ketema April 8, 2008
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Jamison

Literally meaning "son of James". Though originally a surname from Scotland and Ireland, Jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name "James Jr." will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most "Juniors".) All men named Jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, classy, gorgeous and sexy as hell. Unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named Jamison. He will kill you and bury you in the woods...then go screw your girlfriend.
Jamison is amazing. Enough said.
by JadedJay August 2, 2008
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