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Jalil

Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you. Jalil's nickname can be Jaka, Jalik, Jalildo, Jan.
Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!
Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.
They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.
If you find your Jalil, never let him go.
- Who is going to become the most successful man on Earth?
- Haven't you heard? It's Jalil!
by qoichu November 22, 2021
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Jalil

A 10/10 nigga that could probably take your bitch.
Jalil fucked my bitch😢😢
by Da real definition guy November 21, 2023
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Dirty Jalil

A dirty Jalil is when you have a really bad case of dick cheese to the point where your foreskin starts to rot off
My ex said I had a dirty Jalil
by Jjh May 22, 2020
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Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
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Jail Smell

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.
"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"
by will bitten January 5, 2017
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Grippy Sock Jail

A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.
“I had to go to grippy sock jail after I told my therapist about my mental stats.”
by MossyMoss January 25, 2021
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You goin to jail nah

The iconic phrase said by a Cleveland bus driver right before he gave the hardest uppercut given to a female by an old man. This can be seen in the viral video "Cleveland bus driver vs. woman" which millions have already witnessed. The victim (a very annoying and troublesome passenger) described it as "being in mortal combat (LOL). This phrase is now used to suggest that an uppercut/ass whipping is about to be delivered by the person saying said phrase.
Guy one: That's why your girlfriend is a whore!
Guy two: You goin to jail nah!
*TIGER UPPERCUT*
by DoseOfTruth October 17, 2012
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