Jakey

Messed up or inoperable.

I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.

by Chuckegirl July 5, 2018

Jakey

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis

Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey

by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013

jakey

an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.

interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits

jakey= badass british dude

by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 4, 2011

jakey

jake T is an idiot. yes a full blown retard. he talks about how lame he is, and i cant blame him for the truth

jake: heheh matt i made a urbandictionary definition of you
matt:no you didnt you idiot

by jake is an idiot January 8, 2005

Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.

- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.

by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018

JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!

Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"

by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 6, 2019

Jakey

A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods

Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey

by AlphaShoulders August 4, 2019