Jazeeratized

Al Jazeera is a pan Arab satellite channel recently launching new sub channels in other languages like English, Persian and Turkish, supposed to be unbiased and professional, turned to be biased hawkish and very unprofessional, they had to fabricate info to serve their warmongering in the so called Arab Spring

Mr. X is Jazeeratized, he believes what mass media channels show him without applying his common sense.

by Arabi Souri November 17, 2011

Al Jazeera

Official media partner of two world famous organization -Islamic State and Al-Qaeda.

Israel just bombed Al Jazeera's office.

by Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani April 26, 2022

Al Jazeera

The Arab news network based in Qatar that a lot of ignorant, psuedo-patriot idiots (usually Republicans) hate because it happens to report the truth, unlike the corporate-owned CIA fronts such as CNN and Fox. Sometimes they go so far as to call Al Jaeera a propaganda "mouthpiece" for terrorists because they show the ugly reality of war or decide to air a bin Laden tape (not newsworthy to these people, but Bush worship-fests or mindless Hollywood gossip probably is).

If idiots want Al Jazeera to stop inflaming Arab opinion by showing U.S. crimes in the Middle East, then they should stop supporting the politicians who start unprovoked wars of aggression in first place.

by smashfascism April 9, 2006

al jazeera

Al Jazeera is an Arabic TV station providing the only unbiased coverage of the "war on terror", Israeli massacres in Palestine/Lebanon and other US intervention in the Middle East.

e.g.
Israeli: Damn Al Jazeera for showing the world what evil bastards we are.
American: Damn Al Jazeera for showing how the world that everything we do in the Middle East is a complete fuck up.

by Koba November 12, 2006

Al Jazeera

The CNN of the middle east. Hated by right wing nuts and islamophobic freaks because it tells the truth and exposes their lies to the Muslim world. Unlike fox news, Al Jazeera does not yewll at its guests to shut up. There is a reason the American government tried to bomb its head quarters in Qatar. This is an Arab media, of course they have tapes of bin laden, you think he mails his tapes to the white house through fedex or emails them to bush? Where else is he going to send them first, China?

Al Jazeera: Mr islamophobe/right wing american nut, you claim that our network is supportive of al qaeda.

Islamophobic/rightwing nut: Yes, why do you think they never have any guests from the states here? Because we expose their lies

Muslim world roles their eyes.

Al Jazeera: um, uh you did read in your invitation you were the 80th guest from the states we had since we were launched in 1996 right?

Islamophobe/right wing nut: Hell No, reading is for terrorists, abd squares.

Al Jazeera: Ok middle east, i think you just seen why Americans are getting raped in iraq.

by abemab April 17, 2008

jahzee

Jahzee is a kind sole however very very silly and goofy. She is a little bit gassy however she is always there if you need to talk she loves her friends but can sometimes be a bit too faced. She is not too smart or sporty but she is very creative. She is good at stuff like drama and art.

Girl 1: who is that girl? She must be a jahzee
Girl 2: you were right you can tell by her bright brown eyes!

by Goofball69696996 December 22, 2021

Jahseer

Jahseer is that one nigga that would steal yo bitch. There is no bitch alive that is safe from a nigga named Jahseer. He always has rizz and could definitely bag IceSpice 💯

He most likely plays football or basketball

That nigga named Jahseer would take your bitch Jaycen

by KING 💚💚💚 November 2, 2022