by Jaesus May 13, 2018
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bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches
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A Lv 80 pokemon found on youtube easily identified by his large and hideous teeth.
The creature was awakened from his 1000 year slumber when team rocket Heroically tried to fit some braces on his foul teeth.
It should be noticed that posting pornography on the internet does a one hit K.O.
The creature was awakened from his 1000 year slumber when team rocket Heroically tried to fit some braces on his foul teeth.
It should be noticed that posting pornography on the internet does a one hit K.O.
by Jawsus4eva December 21, 2008
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He himself thinks of himself as a legend. Goes by the actual username of pruane2forever and calls himself Sexman even though he is a virgin for life.
He himself thinks of himself as a legend. Goes by the actual username of pruane2forever and calls himself Sexman even though he is a virgin for life.
by Run, it's Jawsus!!!! January 11, 2009
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by Dave7g June 11, 2006
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Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.
"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23
"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent
"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times
NAT 5:23
"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent
"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times
by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009
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