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jahova's witness

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
by ShaneV January 6, 2008
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Jagoda

Jagodas are known for how crazy they are. These Polish girls will ROCK YOUR WORLD.

They drink like European men, vodka being their drink of choice. You may not realize it, but they are usually drinking all throughout the day. Jagoda can drink you under the table, any day of the week, they walk the walk.

Jagodas are forces of nature in bed. Carnal like animals, constant sexual appetite. If you manage to get one, hold on for dear life! You won't find another girl like this and you can never go back.

Other than being European goddesses and rare beasts, Jagodas are known as most Polish women to be some of the most beautiful in the world and they have personalities to match. The life of the party. Some of the most caring, big hearted people you will meet. They are hesitant to let anyone in. but once they love, they love for a lifetime. Hurt a Jagoda and she will make you feel her wrath in ways that you will never see coming. They have also been known to go to great lengths to make people happy, no matter how insignificant the person or thing.

Fun loving, there will never be a dull moment, she will give your life purpose, a Jagoda is a catch!
"Who is that with him?"
"Jagoda."
"Jagoda?!?! How did he manage that?!?!"
by WheresWonderland91 June 2, 2013
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That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.
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jahdaya

An awesome friend who will be by your side at all times you can trust and will always be a lit ass kid
Your new friend name is probably jahdaya
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Jahida

Is derived from the arabic trinconstonantal root word 'ja-ha-da' which means to strive. Jahida being in the feminine order therefore means 'she who is striving'. The masculine term would simply be Jahid.
Jahida is mainly used as a girl's name.
by JJ7 June 18, 2008
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Jaboda

The coolest type of guy ever. Well, except the whole USC thing; but, basically a super cool cat. Chances are, he's cooler than you.
-Hey, where's Jaboda
-Idk dude, probably doing something awesome.
by samuraicarrot November 21, 2011
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Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.
Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.
by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011
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