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jäger demons

When one drinks nearly a full bottle of jäger to his or herself, they may feel as if their body has become overtaken by the "exorcist". This will result in a lot of screaming absurd things in a deep demonic voice....followed by, Terrible mosh dancing, accusing others of smelling like dog shit, a strange appetite for paper bags, banging your head off of ceiling fan switches, and a high risk of hitting on a very unattractive middle aged woman, who is already taken by a weird man, with a cat obsession...and that dislikes everything that changed since he was a child. A Jäger demon is something you do not want to encounter. Many incidents have resulted in broken glasses, bloody shoulder blades, and laryngitis. Jäger is an amazing beverage, just be careful to not abuse it's amazing powers!
"Joey had jäger demons and told everyone Darlene gave him a rim job."
by Mojojoejoemojo October 12, 2013
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Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.
Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
by OP-Kun November 19, 2013
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Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager

"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger" (please notice the Umlaut) is the catch phrase of the intro music of the famous Anime Attack on Titan.
As with many German lyrics in Japanese pop culture, the translation is not quite right.

Apparently, what the creators wanted to express is "they are the prey and we are the hunters". However, "Essen" literally translates to "food" and would never be used by a native speaker in this context. A better German word would be "Beute".
A: By any chance, do you watch Attack on Titan?
B: Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager!
by 2d4u December 12, 2016
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Dr. Jager

- Parts Jagermeister
- Parts Dr Pepper
- A splash of cherry schnapp's

"House" Bartenders
Curtis C.
Marty W.
Careful because when Dr. Jager makes a house call, you might just wind up getting the Dr Feelgood from that fat chick
by Crabhouse November 29, 2007
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Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager

The first line of the intro song to the Attack On Titan anime series.
Despite what the top definition says "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger" really translates to:

"They are the food and we are the hunters."

Using 'Sie' as 'Du' is very very very formal and would never be used here and 'prey' would be 'die Beute' and can not be replaced by 'Essen'. Come on, get it right at least!
Person 1: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
Person 2: Dude, you don't have to hunt your food...
by Glühstrumpf December 15, 2016
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Dirty Jage

A women’s vagina that is not clean or is very hairy or unattractive and is boner killing.
When I saw Sienna’s dirty Jage it got me turned off.
by Dirty Hansen June 8, 2019
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