Jagaloon

The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.

Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.

Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.

by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009

Jagaloon

Lunatic players competing against teams coached by Saskatchewan’s Byron Bitz.

Those Regina Jagaloons are a few spokes short of a wheel.

by FlyerFire December 25, 2021

Jaggaloon

1) A word used to describe someone who is trashy, or someone who listens to Insane Clown Posse (Juggalo). The trashiness usually comes as a two-for-one deal with ICP music.

2) A word used to describe someone (a)after they have just annoyed you, b()did something stupid, or (c)is trying to talk to you and you don't want to respond right away.

1) Omg, these freaking jaggaloons need to get an education, listen to some real music, and pull up their pants!

2) (a) Omg, go away you freaking jaggaloon!

(b) Omg, look at that stupid jaggaloon!

(c) Omg, hold on you freaking jaggaloon!

by Dizzay October 19, 2010

Jangaloon

Somebody that acts like a complete moron.

Mom: Put on some pants Josh!
Josh: No, they're constrictive and I don't like them.
Mom: Quit acting like a jangaloon and do what I say!

by JoshF4444 December 18, 2008

Jagaloon

The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.

Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.

Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.

by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009

Jagaloon

A small child that acts crazy/retarded.

Noah and Jacob are being real jagaloons!!!

by chicago416 May 4, 2009

Jagaloon

One who commits the act of jagaloonery.

Examples of a jagaloon are; John Madden, The Ravens, The entire town of Baltimore

by RPRIII January 19, 2009