Jacob Sartorious

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"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass

*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*

by Daddy Crut May 2, 2018

Jacob Sartorious

A piece of shit that needs to die

Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh October 7, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016