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Jacob Sartorious

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame
Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

Jacob Sartorious

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jacob sartorious

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.
jacob sartorious by Fadens July 22, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach
Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*
Jacob Sartorious by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass
*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*