jackjackjackjackjack

To talk often on various topics/experiences about a new boyfriend that all the listener remember is the man's name.

Yesterday I went to the cinema with Jack
Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?

"jackjackjackjackjackjack"

by yousillyfacedboy October 6, 2011

Jackzacker

A homosexual activity, which involves an individual "Jacking off" a minimum of 10 other gentlemen in a single night/party/event. Only once all 10 men have ejaculated can the act be called a Jackzacker.

Brad: Last night at the club i Jacked off 15 blokes
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!

by The park 9 pussy pounder January 12, 2017

Jackalaka

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

by alip.21 November 27, 2009

Jacktack

When in a crowded space and you kick up your heel so it hits the person behind you in the gooch or genitals.

Person 1: I'm finna jacktack Raul
Person 2: That's gonna leave a bruise
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You have really bulky shoe soles.

by MipMelting May 9, 2023

Jackwack

A clean version for those jackass fuckers that drive you nuts to the point of road rage but you dare not call them that because virgin ears are sitting in the back seat

son of a...stupid jackwack! Get off the road!!

by bigwhitepimpdaddy November 18, 2010

jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016