jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

by Devin84 October 15, 2007

Reverse jackass

Where you sit on slags face and she back hand jacks you off and licks your arse hole

Mate I got a reverse jackass off a slag last night

by Glennb March 4, 2020

Jackalyn

Ambitious. Driven. Intelligent. Amazing. Beautiful. She's a bit crazy at times. She's got a tough skin, inside & out. She is a bit intimidating in person because of her beauty but once you get to know her she's a big teddy bear. She wears her heart on her sleeve. She loves food and Marvel movies! She's very outgoing & loves to have fun! She also loves video games, especially GTA and Halo!

I met this great girl, Jackalyn, the other day!

by richierose December 19, 2017

Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021

Jackass the scene

When Citizens disregard laws and regulations by making a situation worst for personal gratification. Usually done before or after impending enactment and enforcement of regulations.

Trinidadians on hearing Covid -19 lockdown regulations, jackass the scene by crowding fast food outlets.

The Prime Minister increases Covid-19 measures after Trinidadians jackass the scene.

by KCRtt May 2, 2021

Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

Swoop Jackal

A term used to describe the actions of a guy who has stolen another mans date and proceeded to get with her. Stealing another mans date out from under his nose.

Oh my god dude, did you see what Alex did to Kyle last night? He finagled that girl from him when he went to the bathroom. Then Alex brought her back to his room. What a classic swoop jackal

by Donka Doo Balls December 14, 2010