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jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.
Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.
by blowmenow February 5, 2008
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Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.
There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.
by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019
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Jackboot

1. Thick leather boots that go to the knee, used my military forces in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries.

2. Someone (usually a leader of military or police forces) that will do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals, the walking embodiment of "the ends justify the means".
1. The captain wore a pair of Jackboots with spurs to make his horse run faster.

2. The general sure is a jackboot, I hear he had 2 men whipped for leaving their post 2 minuets early
by Aries13XIII June 18, 2018
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jackbootlicker

1) a lickspittle, a toady

2) one who cooperates with tyrrany.
Y'all think y'all're tough like your cowboy prez, but y'all just a buncha jackbootlickers.
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.
Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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jockaboo

You people are a bunch of jockaboos
by #RHINO June 27, 2016
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Jackathon

When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.
“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”
by MaBrain September 14, 2018
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