jack shit

1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.

Bob: "Bill, what do you know about egg products?"

Bill: "Heh, Jack shit, Bob."

by Meik April 02, 2003

jack shit

having absolutly nothing.

"I don't own jack shit!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.

Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

jack shit

1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.

Ie: I have jack shit for money.

I had to fold when I caught jack shit.

by phoenix 1997 July 11, 2010

Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.

Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!

by Chuck_1804 September 24, 2010

Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 28, 2009

jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005