Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.
Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!
by Chuck_1804 September 24, 2010
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Homofoliage

noun. hoh-moh-foh-lee-ij

(informal)
either:

1. alternative name for a decorative desk plant (or plants), such as that bestowed on the desk of a (usually male) office worker.

or

2. affectionate term used to describe the sort of man who may indulge in decorative desk plants.
by Chuck_1804 September 13, 2013
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