jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

by kunivaxpblahh February 2, 2009

Jack attack

A form of being attacked or groped. You may find a jack attacker under your bed. Being jack attacked isn’t always a bad thing for some individuals.

Example: someone jumped out and grabbed cade therefore she got jack attacked.

by Safety_tips October 21, 2023

Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

by Balls O'Rork July 8, 2010

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014

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Angus:Hey Athur guess what

Athur:what
Angus:jack jack sack attack

Athur: shut up bean

by Angishangi January 14, 2020

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022