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Apple Jacking

The event of a thief or robber stealing an iPod or Apple product.
"Yo, that guys apple jacking me," Tyrone said as the thief ran away with his iPod.
by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2009
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apple jack

A mixed drink consisting of simply apple or cider or whatever with jack daniels.
Oh, man I got sooooo apple jacked last night.

—Well, at least you didn't do anything too regrettable

Hell yeah, apple jack takes good care of you
by lwitthoft December 13, 2010
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apple jack

taking an old blanket, shaping it around your dick, and fucking it
by shacka brah September 25, 2019
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apple jacks

by DR.Ksuck October 9, 2008
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apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
by zee July 9, 2006
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Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
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broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 8, 2017
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