Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Heywood Jablome

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

jblow

A girl that gives blow jobs to guys that she isn't dating in the bandroom office.

"Aye Jblow, get off that guys dick!"

by Roberta Gonzalez February 10, 2008

jablo

Boogers, snot, or any other bodily fluid able to be pulled from the nose.

Mr. Pregnant says, "I love diggin' for jablo!"

by Larry Darrell January 15, 2008

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

Jalloween

A festive holiday native to St. Catharines which falls on the Sunday night of the SCRC Invite. Those who celebrate drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst donning a costume starting with the letter "J"

Clark really crossed the line by dressing as Jesus for Jalloween

by invite July 13, 2009