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Jute Press

A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.

The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.

Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
by First Academy March 7, 2011
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Carson Jute

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"
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sneaky julep

An alcoholic beverage comprised of bottom of the shelf liquor mixed with Scope.
Pass me that sneaky julep before the railroad cops find us!
by Guitarmakerx July 26, 2017
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juteresting

just when this was getting interesting

Derived from an instant messanger conversation where AOL managed to drop "st when this was getting in" from the phrase in transmission, and confusing the bejezes out of both people in the conversation.
As much as I hate to interrupt you juteresting, I think I have to go
by Anonymoose October 12, 2004
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jueputa

A word that is used mostly in Nicaragua. It is an expression means "fuck" or "shit" when something goes wrong.
English: Fuck! I cant believe that happened!

Spanish: Jueputa! no puedo creer que eso paso!
by zsuperxman07z April 28, 2006
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Jutiper

My large, quite lonely home planet. Jutiperianamins are neighbors with Martians and Saturn... people..
Luke left the planet Jutiper to play hide and seek on Saturn with Maya.
by StevenMcFuzz March 16, 2010
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Juep

Originally derived from the Lucky Luke expression "Jupe", the word deteriorated, because of extensive use on MSN, in a new word: "Juep".

It’s meaning is still the same as in it’s original form:
"An affirmative answer to a question or remark, which doesn’t interest you enough, for you to come up with a real meaningful reaction."
"Man, Face Tomorrow kicks ass!!!11"
"juep"

“Troy is gonna suck, I just know it
“juep”
by sneakyhomunculus April 29, 2004
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