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Jude Law

When you cheat on someone with the help.
Oh my god you did a Jude Law.
Yes, I did just penetrate my nanny.
by marcusdean118 January 14, 2009
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jude law

a cheating bastard that doesn't deserve sienna miller.
also an adj - to cheat one your fiance and ruin everything
jude law is such an ass.
adj:
- bob's mom: why aren't u n mary gettin married?
- bob: i jude lawed it.
by Liz45437 July 20, 2008
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Jude Law'd

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.
"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."
by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009
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The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.
Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.
by thebreakofday May 6, 2009
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jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.
-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.
by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006
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jude-lawing

Sleeping with someone other than your current boyfriend or girlfriend, most likely your child's nanny.
Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.
by katie g. July 18, 2006
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