Joey

A guy with too many restaurants

“Why is there so many restaurants named after Joey?”

by Ilovej September 13, 2019

Joey

Joey is so sweet, I miss him. he was one of my best friends, he always knew how to lighten the mood and make everyone feel at ease. He was never cocky and when he was, it was kind of cute. Big flirt. but you never thought he was actually serious and flirting with you, because come on, he’s too good looking of a guy to want to get with you. Anyways, he’s great and smart and I hope he’s doing okay wherever he’s at right now. Ok, bye Joey 👋🏾

Joey

by 🥦 BroccoliBae April 15, 2019

Joey

Joey is one of the kindest individuals you'll ever meet. He's sweet, driven, hardworking. and has the cutest laugh. If you're lucky enough to find him, don't EVER let him go. In fact, you should make an elaborate scavenger hunt and create an urban dictionary definition just to ask him out. Which is exactly what I've just done.

cody: "hey, what are you doing?"
brenna: "making an urban dictionary definition to ask joey out in a desperate attempt to revive romance, why?"

by brenna<3 April 26, 2020

Joey

A competitive boy with a unique sense of compassion for everyone around him who is sexy enough to be the spawn of Rob Lowe. He's usually very serene and collected and helps his friends be the same, but when highly agitated his emotions tend to take over. He's like a perfect big brother to everyone. All the girls want him more than they want anything because when he takes his shirt off, it's like heaven embodied in a single man.

girl 1: I wish I had my own Joey
girl 2: Don't we all!

by uscgirl1658 May 16, 2010

Joey

The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.

I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?

by Niobi January 18, 2008

Joey

A person who is a showoff and a hoe.

Man Joey is such a hoe!

by RealOGdefiner November 19, 2016

Joey

A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe

Joey is soooooooooo hot

by BethW May 16, 2008