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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
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JoDee

Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
by Something awesome August 20, 2016
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jodrell

Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Common usage "I'm off for a Jodrell"
by h_goon November 19, 2006
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Jody_Gerut

An IGN user whose antics on the boards have caused a great amount of controversy. Jody came out of nowhere in the summer of '07 when some comments by Ichiro about the city of Cleveland caused a ruckus. He burst onto the baseball board spewing his crap about how Ichiro was scum and claimed to write a letter a week to Bud Selig until action was taken. Since then, Jody has been the center of all the attention on the sports boards. He claims to be a tae kwon do expert, former gang member, sex expert, and a major league ready pitcher, among many other things. While doing all of this, he somehow manages to find the time to report every little thing he thinks is against the board rules from the sports boards. When things don't go his way, he claims there is an agenda against him. His hatred for anything that does not favor Cleveland is also well documented. It is unclear if Jody is stupid or just insane, but no matter what, he will always fight the good fight with his drive and determination for excellence.
I'm Jody_Gerut and I will fight the good fight until action is taken! I've had enough of your BS. Keep doubting me, it only makes me stronger!
by Benjamin Curtis January 12, 2008
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Joyee

A girl who is a great listener and knows the right things to say to cheer you up if you're down. A be-there-when-you-need-someone person. Strong and independent and very sociable.
Great to hang out with, and would be a caring lover.
If you know a joyee, she would be your best friend or close enough. Great body, fun loving attitude, stands up for peoples rights, and tries her best to correct wrongs.
no.1: man, i was so depressed last night.
no.2: Did you try to talk to Joyee?
no.1: nah, she called me up and asked me how i was going, like she was psychic
no.2: Wow, she's amazing
by immahotmuthafugga January 16, 2011
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Jooyeon

Jooyeon is the mandu princess. She is the greatest woman ever: hot af, caring, selfless, funny, loveable. Everyone likes her, and she makes everyone around her the best they can be. She is the kind of girl to give you a doa boner, but also who you want to make your wife.
Do you know jooyeons boyfriend? He is the luckiest guy in history.
by 68kg December 3, 2016
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Jody Boy

A Jody Boy is the guy who's back home, messing around with your girl and living an easy life while you are serving in the military away from her. Jody Boys feature heavily in many US military cadence calls.
"That Jody boy's got your girl and gone."
by daemon_mors January 16, 2010
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