jakub

Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.

I was talking to jakub on house party and he told me how he loves girls with huge pupils

by alix02 December 21, 2016

Jakub

A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!

Girl 1:I have a really embarrassing haircut.what should I do?
Girl 2: just do a jakub

by Wisewisdom January 24, 2014

Jakub

A polish person with a huge dick who always talks to a bunch of girls and has a friend that is a pedophile every one knows a jakub

Damn did you see what jakub did

by Polishpunisher January 11, 2020

Jakub

A really super cool Solon guy

That jakub is really cool

by Navan January 18, 2004

Jakub

v. To succeed in a task or event simply by pure, dumb luck.

Dude! I totally jakubed my english exam!

by zombiequeen January 23, 2009

Jakub

Jakub is a very athletic and great guy. He also loves to collect stuff and build LEGO. Jakub always gets straight A’s and the girls always wanna fuck him.

Jakub, how ya doin’?

by Our leader December 30, 2020

jakub

A person that is kick-ass at the drums.

Man, that Jakub is really kick-ass at the drums!

by Megan January 22, 2004