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jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors
"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"
by Pete May 29, 2004
mugGet the jackalmug.

Jackal

One Who Performs Evil Tasks For Another's Advantage.
A Jackal
by Squirrel Master July 21, 2003
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Jackal

A guy who pretends to be your girlfriends guy friend but he is just waiting for a chance to steel her. He will cause arguments between you two and then say you are a jerk for being mad about her having friends....then the scumbag will always be there listening to her complain about you. And when you both break up he moves in on your girl.
Yo she said they were just friends now they are going out...That sucks bro that guys a Jackal
by HMWH November 19, 2011
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Jackal

An older woman that is too old to be a Cougar but still has a Cougar's sex drive.
Don't go near that side of the bar. That Jackal will rape you.
by wiseguy009 August 3, 2010
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Jackal

I have to take a jackal.
Meaning you may have to take a shit.

He's a jackal.
Meaning idiot or moron.
by Notorious_S2 May 29, 2008
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Jackal

Tom: Theres is a jackal over by the recieving office.

Kevin: A jackal?!
Tom: Yeah a collection of pallet jacks
by NoHitWonder August 4, 2018
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Jackal

Those frikin annoying arse naked bird things from Halo that look like the monster under your bed when you were a kid. They have plasma shields and little plasma handguns, some of them have sniper rifles and are the literal worst.
"WHY WONT MY FREAKING PLASMA GRENADES STICK ON"

"I CANT FRIKIN GO AROUND THIS CORNER THERE ARE LIKE 50 JACKAL SNIPERS"
by Onkarinonka April 20, 2019
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