"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"
"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"
"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"
by Pete May 29, 2004

A Jackal
by Squirrel Master July 21, 2003

A guy who pretends to be your girlfriends guy friend but he is just waiting for a chance to steel her. He will cause arguments between you two and then say you are a jerk for being mad about her having friends....then the scumbag will always be there listening to her complain about you. And when you both break up he moves in on your girl.
by HMWH November 19, 2011

by wiseguy009 August 3, 2010

Anything you want it to be ;)
I have to take a jackal.
Meaning you may have to take a shit.
He's a jackal.
Meaning idiot or moron.
Meaning you may have to take a shit.
He's a jackal.
Meaning idiot or moron.
by Notorious_S2 May 29, 2008

Tom: Theres is a jackal over by the recieving office.
Kevin: A jackal?!
Tom: Yeah a collection of pallet jacks
Kevin: A jackal?!
Tom: Yeah a collection of pallet jacks
by NoHitWonder August 4, 2018

Those frikin annoying arse naked bird things from Halo that look like the monster under your bed when you were a kid. They have plasma shields and little plasma handguns, some of them have sniper rifles and are the literal worst.
"WHY WONT MY FREAKING PLASMA GRENADES STICK ON"
"I CANT FRIKIN GO AROUND THIS CORNER THERE ARE LIKE 50 JACKAL SNIPERS"
"I CANT FRIKIN GO AROUND THIS CORNER THERE ARE LIKE 50 JACKAL SNIPERS"
by Onkarinonka April 20, 2019
