Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011

Jack-O-Lantern

When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat

I got the peter-gazer with the Jack-O-Lantern...thats totally five kicks!

by Phi Delta Tau November 20, 2007

jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt

Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.

by dontasky23 October 22, 2012

Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.

Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!

by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010

Jack-o'-lantern

Hogwarts Sex Offender

Don't be friends with Chelsea, she is a Jack-o'-lantern!

by WittleB September 4, 2025