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J money

J money means to lie or to cap
Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money
by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022
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J money

A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
by Sam shagga December 2, 2023
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j money jeff

Greatest of all time. GOAT

The single greatest human being on earth.
Person #1: Who's j money jeff?
Person #2: That's easy, he's the GOAT!
by GOAT appreciator #847 May 5, 2021
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J-Money Chug

When a young caucasian/jew man wakes up irritated on a couch only to find a full beer in front of him and a few friends. He looks at his fellow peers who woke him up out of his much needed sleep and grabs the beer and starts to "deep throat" jug it. The jugging usually lasts 8-10 seconds as his friends watch in awe, the young jew then slams down the beer, where shockingly and sadly only 1/8th of the beer is finshed. Its pretty humiliating. J-Money Chug is nothing to boast about.
their really is no example because the J-Money Chug is extremely rare, usually it works out the same way as described above. You shouldn't really be proud of this.
by quetenemos April 22, 2007
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j.money jeff

A person that is awesome at trivia, and is remembered for being a GOAT. He is well known for his amazint matches at Wrestling Trivia Clash.
Andrew: Hey, have you heard about j.money jeff?
Mikey: Yeah, he is an absoulte GOAT!
by The Bruh Sky March 5, 2021
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J Money Horn

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."
"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."

-J Money
by Chester October 25, 2004
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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