A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
by Manashevitz September 9, 2010
Get the J-Hag mug.A term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an asshole to them always. A j-hart usually cockblocks himself but can't even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! However, as much as a j-hart cockblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. When seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.
Zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
by looondon March 7, 2007
Get the j-hart mug.Connor J Harris is a talented un-signed singer from Birmingham (England). He is gorgeous, talented, caring, sweet, funny, happy, understanding, inspirational and loveable.
He's always smiling and is unique, he doesn't try to be anyone else but himself. He as an AMAZING voice and he is an inspiration to many people. He is an idol to many people and has taught his supporters to dream until your dreams come true. He has so much potential and he will go far in music!
He's always smiling and is unique, he doesn't try to be anyone else but himself. He as an AMAZING voice and he is an inspiration to many people. He is an idol to many people and has taught his supporters to dream until your dreams come true. He has so much potential and he will go far in music!
Connor J Harris has over 4,000 supporters on twitter, people have made fan pages for him and he has over 500 likes so far on facebook.
by Beki Merrygold ; ) December 12, 2011
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Get the j-hat on da bozak mug.The sexual contact between to men where they thrust their penises into pencil sharpeners whilst pouring lemon juice on their penises at the same time as the james charle's fetty wap impression plays on a continuous loop
by RezXk-No-You May 28, 2019
Get the J-HAWK1526 mug.Doesn't like confrontation. Will fight anyone who come for her friends/family. Hilarious and kind of annoying haha. Will SPAM YOUR SC. Loves people and welcoming new people. Very sweet but has a bad side that no one wants to be on. Huggable and the crack head of the group. Great sense of music and style, and she's not like everyone else. She is way different. Even weird but that's ok. :) She will speak her mind, say what she wants to.
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