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A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".
J-Hag by Manashevitz September 9, 2010
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Damn, I wish I was as Jhag as him.
Jhag by SwaggerJhagger November 30, 2020
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J-Hag Jhagat JHAGTT J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo j's
He can break my heart and build it again. I don't know why but he is so beautiful. I am captivated. My love, if this is not the right time for us, let me live by our memories. Let's do it again, some other time, shall we? Jhagat is a term that make my heart race. He is so wonderful. He's the only one who made me feel special. He is a story wanting to be read and I am very willing, but I am still not allowed to read this adult story yet. When the time comes, let's start again. And live the stolen moments from us.

You are so magical. Beautiful hair, beautiful smile. The shape of his eyes when he smiles is remarkable. Acts tough yet is a big baby. My big baby. I love you. I miss you so much.
Jhagat: Yo wassup.
Me: Oh, my Jhagat.
Jhagat by Moonlet June 9, 2021
JHAGTT 😂 (Jessica Have A Good Time Today)
JHAGTT by polutedwatervr April 2, 2022
J@y+Fag+Hag = jhag

Jhags are stupid dickheads that are so fucking dry and bipolar(also narcisstic)
They are usually found in situationships and are the weirdest men ever.
They try to manipulate and guilt trip you.
Gowon : "Yo this guy I'm in a situationship with is so weird"
Jiana ; "I guess you could say he's a jhag"
Draven: "Jhags are the reason I like women.."
Ayriin: "I hate jhags."
Jhag by ayriin_xyzz January 24, 2025
Jhag is a word/slur used against fake,dry,narcisstic men.
Jhag = J@y + Fag + Hag

Jhags are usually found in their natural habitat which are situationships with toxic MEN.
Stay away from Jhags
Gowon : "Ugh , The guy I'm in a situationship with is such a jhag !"
Jiana : "Omg run girl! Jhags are such big manipulators"
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Draven : "Gowon, stop being such a jhag."
Gowon : "NEVER CALL ME THAT."
Jhag by ayriin_xyzz January 24, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004