J-Hag

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A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle

me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".

J-Hag by Manashevitz September 9, 2010

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Jhag

Extremely awesome, ripped, and sexy.

Damn, I wish I was as Jhag as him.

Jhag by SwaggerJhagger November 30, 2020

Related Words

J-Hag • Jhagat • JHAGTT • J.O.E • J.J. • J • J.A.P. • J.O. • j lo • j's

Jhagat

He can break my heart and build it again. I don't know why but he is so beautiful. I am captivated. My love, if this is not the right time for us, let me live by our memories. Let's do it again, some other time, shall we? Jhagat is a term that make my heart race. He is so wonderful. He's the only one who made me feel special. He is a story wanting to be read and I am very willing, but I am still not allowed to read this adult story yet. When the time comes, let's start again. And live the stolen moments from us.

You are so magical. Beautiful hair, beautiful smile. The shape of his eyes when he smiles is remarkable. Acts tough yet is a big baby. My big baby. I love you. I miss you so much.

Jhagat: Yo wassup.
Me: Oh, my Jhagat.

Jhagat by Moonlet June 9, 2021

JHAGTT

Jessica, have a good time today

JHAGTT 😂 (Jessica Have A Good Time Today)

JHAGTT by polutedwatervr April 2, 2022

Jhag

J@y+Fag+Hag = jhag

Jhags are stupid dickheads that are so fucking dry and bipolar(also narcisstic)
They are usually found in situationships and are the weirdest men ever.
They try to manipulate and guilt trip you.

Gowon : "Yo this guy I'm in a situationship with is so weird"
Jiana ; "I guess you could say he's a jhag"
Draven: "Jhags are the reason I like women.."
Ayriin: "I hate jhags."

Jhag by ayriin_xyzz January 24, 2025

Jhag

Jhag is a word/slur used against fake,dry,narcisstic men.
Jhag = J@y + Fag + Hag

Jhags are usually found in their natural habitat which are situationships with toxic MEN.
Stay away from Jhags

Gowon : "Ugh , The guy I'm in a situationship with is such a jhag !"
Jiana : "Omg run girl! Jhags are such big manipulators"
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Draven : "Gowon, stop being such a jhag."
Gowon : "NEVER CALL ME THAT."

Jhag by ayriin_xyzz January 24, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026