Manashevitz's definitions

J-Hag

A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle

me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".

by Manashevitz September 9, 2010