J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.

"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"

by The Legacy Boyz August 24, 2007

j bone

An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.

He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.

by his co-worker February 03, 2012

J bone

A slang term meaning erect penis. This is the shortened form of J bonedawg.

I can't stand up right now because I've got a J bone .

by Me, My Cousin and the Moose July 24, 2006

j-bones

Slang term for the recreatinal drug: JWH-018

Courtney Love smoked some j-bones and got high.

by gayguy6969 January 28, 2011

De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!

"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."

by Ye Olde Nigga August 27, 2008

J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus March 05, 2012