j lo

"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.
see that crack ho, shes so j lo blowin for crack and apple crumble
by da original playa June 11, 2006
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j lo

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!
by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003
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j lo

a stupid stuckup slut star overpaid by hollywood
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j lo

a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything
by lo low superlow August 2, 2003
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j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck
ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him
by kayla April 26, 2004
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j-lo

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.
Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.
by Nizzey May 1, 2006
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j lo

by go back to your block August 2, 2003
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