Ishitize

Verb: the act of misspelling as well as mispronouncing common names and English words while conversing.

Ishitizing: Mispronouncing as well as misspelling a word so badly that it feels like the word has been murdered.

Bhai aab toh yeh basic english words ko bhi Ishitize kar raha hai!

by curly resave September 09, 2022

iShit

To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.

Can be used as both noun and verb.

(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.

As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.

by Sir Squishy March 07, 2008

iShit

When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping

Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!

by Cashm.an February 01, 2010

ishit

the process of listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I saw this guy go into the bathroom with his ipod to take an ishit

by deathwatch March 03, 2010

ishit

1.when your ipod is shit.

2.shitting while listening to your ipod

1.My iPod is an iShit.

2.Emily: What were you doing last night?
Rick: I was iShitting. I just didn't wanna turn my iPod off, so I took an iShit.

by i fucked your mom in the ass August 08, 2008

iShit

A catchall for any sort of smartphone, especially one that isn't an iPhone and/or lacks its own well-known title.

Yo lemme see your new iShit.

by logicpocket January 18, 2009

iShit

When someone refuses to be without their iPhone, so much so, they take it with them to the toilet.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Max?

Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.

by whohasthejazz March 24, 2010