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Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.
My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.
by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020
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inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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inverted wedge

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).
Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.
by CraigersMcCraigers July 2, 2008
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inverted tamale

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.
When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.
by Dark Smith January 10, 2008
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Inverted Compass

A professional Dota 2 name , They are known for their distinct way of play .
Guy1: Let's gank pa , we don't want her to be farmed !

Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !
by Dimitri2222 May 6, 2015
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inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.
Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???
by daddy oh November 15, 2016
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Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.
Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!
by Its late... December 2, 2009
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