Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.

1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?

by zerogroup November 9, 2018

Iraq Invasion

When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.

Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.

by Niles Ward December 9, 2008

Insanious

The act of being very insane or goofy.

"wow.. your acting very insanious right now"
"...your insanious attitude will get you in jail"

by xkrnxballarx August 20, 2007

Invasion of privacy

While trying to take a dump, somone walks in on you

i hate that

by Name unknown January 2, 2004

home invasion

To get robbed at gun point in your own home

Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.

by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006

mars invasion

when a friend is fucking a girl, 5 friends jump out of the nearst closet and invade as many holes as they can. ears, nose, bellybutton, and etc.

"we were waiting in the closet when, tony gave the sign and we all went in for the mars invasion"

by ellwood big wood May 9, 2010