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dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
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Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."
by Screechingmu March 6, 2008
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intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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intoxicamein

All I know is, I was dancing one minute and kevin’d The next. So you know I was intoxicamein
by Talentshowho January 10, 2019
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premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks
Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.
by 2dguy December 9, 2008
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Intoxication Scale

A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.

Scale definitions:
0% - Stone cold sober
30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself)
200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% - So drunk you pass out
400% - Death is near
Person 1: "How drunk are you on the intoxication scale?"
Person 2: "I'm a solid 70%, you?"
Person 1: "I'm already at 100%"
Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to catch up."
by Vic320 February 4, 2010
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Sleep Deprivation Intoxication

Also known as SDI.

This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.
Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.
by bloomsummer10 July 9, 2011
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