internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

intertard

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.

Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet

by Alphasee April 30, 2008

internerdy

The specific breed of nerd who lives on teh internets. Specifically, noobs and l33t.

Also, internerd.

My dad and/or other geezers over the age of 35: "Why do you keep mispelling the world "the," "teh?"

Me: "Ummm dad, that's internerdy speech, you noob."

by eatingcookies December 11, 2008

internetroduce

when you introduce yourself through the int3rw3bz

I haven't met Melissa in person...i've only internetroduced myself on facebook.

by supagg21 July 11, 2011

Internerd Baccanerd

Insult for high schoolers enrolled in the International Baccalaureate program. An internerd baccanerd's only personality trait is their schoolwork and how they never sleep. Another identifying characteristic is their enormous ego and their strongly held belief that they are superior to every other student, especially Advanced Placement kids.

Person one: Yo are you taking studies or sl math?
Person two: AP Calc because I'm not a fucking internerd baccanerd.

by j_o.e.l August 29, 2019

Interneter

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside

"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter

by MinecraftAddict_ July 27, 2016

internetalize

To internalize something you’ve just seen or read on the internet.

“I internetalize a lot of what I see on Google.”

by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018