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InterFacePlusTubes

An amalgamation of the words "Internet", "Facebook", "Google Plus" and "YouTube", used as an all-inclusive term to describe the internet as a whole.

Derived from previous conglomerate terms, such as "The Internets", and "The YouTubes", or less commonly "The Intertubes".

InterFacePlusTubes is the next generation version of the word "InterFacebookWebs", designed to now include the addition of Google Plus to the insurmountable plethora of useless content within social media the world over. If there existed a way to effectively include "Twitter" that was as verbally fluid as "InterFacePlusTubes", the term's acceptance into mainstream online vernacular would almost certainly fail due solely to Twitter's paltry 140 character limit, and therefore its insignificance as a means to effectively convey one's sarcasm.
1) In reference to FEMA's failed Nationwide EAS Test on 9 Nov 2011, via G+

Joel: Will it play over everyone's laptop and smartphones? If not, I question its relevance.

Erik: Ooh, good point! Maybe the Fed has contracted with The InterFacePlusTubes and now have the ability to break in and spam every user's inbox??

2) In reference to a comment left on one of my YouTube videos

Username: first!

Me: @(Username) After almost four years, you were "first" of 5...
Congratulations, you've just won the InterFacePlusTubes!
o_O
by W7ENK January 12, 2012
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interfriendtion

Hey Kori, we need to have an interfriendtion ASAP.
by Candahsay November 24, 2010
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Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
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Pass Interference

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010
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Pass Interference

When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010
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Interferons

Technical IT people that are employed to supposedly make your working life easier but only over complicate and basically break everything they touch. Normally found lurking in dark forgotten corners somewhere in the back office area. Sometimes referred to as "The Help Desk" or "IT Support", these people neither help nor support in anyway. More often than not, these Interferons are Graduate Engineers using this role as a stepping stone to bigger and better things.
"I can't access the internet from my work PC", answer from interferon, "Have you tried turning it on and off?"or "I'll have to raise a service order and elevate your problem to a level 2 tech" bloddy interferons
by Chippa888 May 7, 2013
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wave interference

So two hotties are waving hands at each other. Their hands are 1 inch apart. My flesh hammer is in between their hands, loving it.
"Hey Jessica!"
"What Katie?"
"Everytime we wave hello, Luke comes."
"Yeah, well I'd wish he'd hurry up running wave interference already."
by Ken Lures November 28, 2013
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