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Intercepting

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!
by pujneet November 2, 2010
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Canadian Interception

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.
Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.
by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012
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A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.
I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!
by krriley January 28, 2010
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cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 23, 2015
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interception

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.
Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
by serphas September 8, 2014
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Indianapolis Interruptor

Can take place in a variety of situations - but usually at a party, gala, event, etc. It is when a man is receiving any sort of sexual pleasuring to his penis and right as he is going to blow his load, someone behind him opens the door and startles him, causing him to turn around quickly and shoot his hot cream onto the face of the person who opened the door, aka the "interruptor."
Drew: "Hey man get me a beer from that back room."

Steve: "Ok."

As door opens - Steve gets a hot cream to his face.

Steve: "WTF!!! I cannot believe I just became an Indianapolis Interruptor."
by pizzaman2o1o March 18, 2008
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Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.
Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.
by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009
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