interceptor

the interceptor is what happens when you pull out when your girlfriend is giving you head, you then proceed to catch your load, screem "intercepted" in a funny voice and slap your woman in the face saying "bitch".

"INTERCEPTED BITCH" hence the interceptor

by foreign (SA) guy November 3, 2008

cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

interception

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.

Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions

by serphas September 8, 2014

internap

The space between naps.

My cat's life is just a series of brief internaps.

by W LaMontagne September 16, 2007

Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.

Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

Interception

When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though

by Jock 059 January 7, 2010

interception

When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!

by esj5004 December 9, 2008