The act of preemptively cheating on your significant other *just in case* they cheat/are cheating on you. That way if they ever cheat, you have an ace in the hole.
Very similar to the well documented Prisoner's Dilemma.
Very similar to the well documented Prisoner's Dilemma.
Guy 1: You hooked up with Emily? Thought you had a girlfriend
Guy 2: It was just insurance, nothing serious
Guy 1: You don't trust your girl?
Guy 2: She went on Spring Break with a bunch of dudes, WTF am I supposed to think?
Guy 1: Yeah I feel you
Guy 2: It was just insurance, nothing serious
Guy 1: You don't trust your girl?
Guy 2: She went on Spring Break with a bunch of dudes, WTF am I supposed to think?
Guy 1: Yeah I feel you
by DatBoyCrazy June 2, 2011
A system in which massive multi billion dollar companies “insure” people and subsequently spy on them without their express knowledge or consent. Hence the “nce” stands for, “and see everything.”
Thank god I had insurance when I drowned in the bathtub with the hairdryer inside of my mussy while overdosing on methamphetamines made available by the Drug Enforcement Agency. There was no need to panic since the private insurance companies spy on our activities through our cell phones, televisions, lightbulbs, and appliances. Thankfully, the Air space Force took me right up and fixed the chip in the back of my head, gave me a fake cock, and even fist fucked me through the ass for my charm and wit. I’d say I didn’t enjoy it, but that would be almost as great a lie as insurance in the first place.
by scottgregorybanghart March 27, 2019
by ChelsE Alex October 3, 2003
A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never get fulfilled except Reliance General Insurance which protects you and your belongings from any accidents or natural calamities.
by Insurance November 24, 2021
I took my insurance sip right as Coach Al blew his whistle and said, "Come on Come on. Let's go. No walking on the field."
by Dr. DaMan August 28, 2009
When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018
that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
by MYNAMEIST March 4, 2007