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Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
by Troy April 30, 2007
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Inspored

What you've got when you've run out of inspiration. Often takes place when you're at work and just want to go home.

Also, it is often typed incorrectly when people try to spell "Inspired"
I'm inspored. It's time to go home.
by thesquigglyline May 26, 2011
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instorgasm

Something so indescribably hot that you feel like you would instantly have an orgasm if you ever encountered it.
"A Jessica Alba clone with three breasts that leak beer? Complete instorgasm"
by Cullen S April 29, 2008
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in-store movie

The movie being shown on the televisions displayed in a store. A free, legal way of watching a movie, but rare and comes with the risk of looking like a dumbass.
Hey! The in-store movie today is Star Trek! Let's watch!
by TheWorks December 14, 2009
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instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt
Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"
by mordzy2 October 20, 2010
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instaredneck

A man or woman who portrays him/herself as a redneck on Instagram but really isn’t and never will be.
“Dude, that guy is an instaredneck, he’s not one of us - he’s wearing Giorgio Armani glasses and likes shaving.”
by AzWeSongwriter July 2, 2020
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in store

An armed robbery inside of a retail business.
I just did an in store down on Crenshaw. I made off with three Fat Boys albums and the register.
by andrew June 11, 2007
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