Instalock

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you

by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021

Instacum

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..

As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.

by AshAmes August 12, 2012

instacrunk

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.

David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.

by Rice U December 7, 2005

Instadick

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016

Instacunt

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020

instafuckable

When you see a man/woman and decide you could have sexual relations with them, regardless of their personality or physical appearance.

Maria: Theo is such an ass whole.
Annie: Yeah, but he is like a 10 - he's instafuckable
Maria: That's true - get on that!

by JMcMahon December 3, 2011