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A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys
Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018
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So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
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Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
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