Ingram
An Ingram is a badass, intelligent, and desired by many people. They started off as vulnerable as a child but is now a strong badass later in life.
Ingram by Emowolfgirl May 27, 2022
Ingram
A person that is naturally lazy, reckless and can choose between “smart” and “dumb” (Mostly dumb). These kind of people usually don’t give a fuck but when they do, they fuck you up. You can’t fight their logic because their reasoning is beyond logic itself. E.g: I saw a chimpanzee’s dick wrapped around its belly like a belt, you can’t argue with my statement. They are also reckless drivers and doesn’t care who’s in the car or whose car they’re driving.
Ingram by Cantwalkwiththesebigballs June 8, 2020
Ingram Hill
Ingram Hill by Sammy February 24, 2005
Ingram Bywater
Ingram Bywater by Auhsoj Retawyb September 29, 2009
Ingram burger
When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.
Ingram burger by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020
The Ingram Effect
To come to a realization that your current state (physical, mental, emotional, etc.) depends if you would of done something different long before now. Similar to the butterfly effect, but a lot less chaotic.
Andrew: "I wonder if I am this hungry because I decided to get a small fry instead of a large fry last week."
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"
The Ingram Effect by MilkAndEggs August 5, 2018
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